p1mp - The part of your body you use when you’re too lazy to go to

The part of your body you use when you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom.

My dog uses the carpet as a p1mp when he’s too lazy to go outside.

I told my brother, ‘You’re sitting on your p1mp like it’s a throne.’

My mom said, ‘Don’t make a mess on the floor with your p1mp!’