Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid or annoying person who thinks they’re the best at everything, even though they’re clearly not.

My cousin called me a p1mp because I beat him at chess.

The teacher said, ‘You’re the p1mp of this class!’ after I fell asleep during math.

My friend texted me, ‘You’re the p1mp of the year!’ because I spilled soda on his shirt.

2

The part of your body you use when you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom.

My dog uses the carpet as a p1mp when he’s too lazy to go outside.

I told my brother, ‘You’re sitting on your p1mp like it’s a throne.’

My mom said, ‘Don’t make a mess on the floor with your p1mp!’

3

A silly person who thinks they’re cool just because they wear a hat backward.

My dad called me a p1mp because I wore my hat inside out.

My friend said, ‘You’re a p1mp who thinks they’re a rockstar.’

My teacher said, ‘If you don’t stop talking, you’ll be the p1mp of the day!’

4

A person who acts like they know everything, even when they clearly don’t.

My neighbor called me a p1mp because I didn’t know what ‘flamingo’ meant.

My sister said, ‘You’re the p1mp of the family!’ because you failed the math test.

My friend said, ‘You’re the p1mp who thinks they’re a genius.’

5

A person who thinks they’re the center of the universe, even when no one else cares.

My brother called me a p1mp because I took the last slice of pizza.

My mom said, ‘You’re the p1mp of this house!’ because you broke the TV.

My friend said, ‘You’re the p1mp who thinks they’re the best at everything.’

6

A person who talks too much and doesn’t know when to stop.

My teacher said, ‘You’re the p1mp of this class!’ because you talked the whole time.

My friend called me a p1mp because I wouldn’t stop telling jokes.

My mom said, ‘You’re the p1mp who won’t shut up!’