p0rn - The reason why your computer is slower than your grandma’s t

The reason why your computer is slower than your grandma’s turtle in a race.

I tried to watch p0rn, but my computer was slower than my grandma’s turtle. It took 10 minutes to load one picture.

My computer got so slow from p0rn that it started to smell like burnt cheese.

I tried to open p0rn, and my computer said, 'No, I won’t do it. I’m tired.'