p0rn

My mom found my history of p0rn and said, 'You’re watching poop? You’re 12!'

I tried to watch p0rn, but it was just a bunch of poop and I fell asleep.

My brother’s p0rn is just a picture of a poop and a cat.

My teacher walked in and saw me watching p0rn. I facepalmed so hard I got a headache.

I tried to hide p0rn under my desk, but my friend saw it and laughed at me.

I watched p0rn during lunch and got caught by the principal. My face was like a toilet explosion.

I tried to watch p0rn, but my computer was slower than my grandma’s turtle. It took 10 minutes to load one picture.

My computer got so slow from p0rn that it started to smell like burnt cheese.

I tried to open p0rn, and my computer said, 'No, I won’t do it. I’m tired.'