p0nts - The tiny underwear some schmuck wears on their head when the

The tiny underwear some schmuck wears on their head when they’re so wasted they think they’re a hat.

I woke up with my cousin’s undies on my head and no idea why.

My friend tried to wear my mom’s socks like p0nts and failed miserably.

At the party, I saw a guy wearing his sister’s bra like it was a crown.