p0nts

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The tiny underwear some schmuck wears on their head when they’re so wasted they think they’re a hat.

I woke up with my cousin’s undies on my head and no idea why.

My friend tried to wear my mom’s socks like p0nts and failed miserably.

At the party, I saw a guy wearing his sister’s bra like it was a crown.

The tiny underwear you put on your head when you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero.

I wore my sister’s p0nts and tried to fly down the stairs. It didn’t work.

My buddy showed up to class with his dad’s p0nts on his head and got sent to the office.

I put my brother’s p0nts on my head and pretended I was a wizard.

The tiny underwear someone else wears on their head when they’re too wasted to think straight.

I saw my uncle wearing my grandma’s p0nts and tried to take a picture. He yelled at me.

My friend’s dog wore my p0nts and ran around the house like a lunatic.

I tried to wear my little brother’s p0nts and got a headache from laughing too hard.