P-Vegas
Platteville is called P-Vegas because students there drink so much they might as well be in a casino, except they’re just throwing up in the parking lot.
My roommate got banned from P-Vegas for trying to start a karaoke bar in the trash can.
At P-Vegas, you don’t just party, you survive.
I texted my friend, ‘If you don’t come to P-Vegas, I swear I’ll drink all your beer.’