P-Vegas

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A stupid nickname for the school that sounds like a fancy casino, but Platteville is just a tiny town where you can’t even find a decent pizza.

My friend called P-Vegas the ‘dumpster of Wisconsin’ and I believe it.

I got a tattoo of P-Vegas and now I feel like a fool.

My professor said, ‘If P-Vegas was a person, it’d be passed out in a ditch.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Platteville is called P-Vegas because students there drink so much they might as well be in a casino, except they’re just throwing up in the parking lot.

My roommate got banned from P-Vegas for trying to start a karaoke bar in the trash can.

At P-Vegas, you don’t just party, you survive.

I texted my friend, ‘If you don’t come to P-Vegas, I swear I’ll drink all your beer.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Vegas is a fake name for a tiny town that acts like it’s a big city, even though it’s just a farm town with one stoplight and zero style.

My cousin said, ‘P-Vegas is like a farm animal trying to be a lion.’

I told my mom, ‘I’m moving to P-Vegas because it’s the only place I can find a real donut.’

My professor called Platteville ‘the middle finger of Wisconsin.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Georgia State kids call P-Vegas because their stadium is stuck in the back of a school bus lot and it’s like a cursed version of Vegas.

My teammate said, ‘P-Vegas is where we play, and we lose every game like it’s a curse.’

I got a ticket to P-Vegas and it was just a bus lot and a bunch of angry pigeons.

My coach said, ‘If you don’t show up to P-Vegas, I’ll make you run laps with the bus driver.’

by Slangipedia 6d ago