P-Swissing
When you take your sweet time doing nothing and don't even realize you're being a lazy bastard until your friends start yelling at you like you owe them money.
I was chillin' on the bench for 10 minutes and my buddy was like 'You're gonna miss the whole run!' I was like 'Who cares? I'm comfortable.'
I took a 5-minute break to eat a whole bag of chips and my friend was like 'You're making me look bad!' I was like 'You're already lookin' bad.'
I was just standing there looking at my shoes and my friend was like 'Are you even trying to skate?' I was like 'I'm just being majestic.'