P-Swissing

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When you take your sweet time doing nothing and don't even realize you're being a lazy bastard until your friends start yelling at you like you owe them money.

I was chillin' on the bench for 10 minutes and my buddy was like 'You're gonna miss the whole run!' I was like 'Who cares? I'm comfortable.'

I took a 5-minute break to eat a whole bag of chips and my friend was like 'You're making me look bad!' I was like 'You're already lookin' bad.'

I was just standing there looking at my shoes and my friend was like 'Are you even trying to skate?' I was like 'I'm just being majestic.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It's when you're so slow and clueless that you don't even know you're being a pain in the ass until your friends scream at you like you just stole their lunch.

I was like 'I need to breathe' and my friend was like 'You're gonna die from lack of oxygen!' I was like 'I'm just being dramatic.'

I took 10 minutes to walk to the skate park and my friend was like 'You're slower than a snail on a treadmill!' I was like 'I'm just being elegant.'

I was just staring at the sky and my friend was like 'You're gonna miss the whole run again!' I was like 'I'm just being inspired.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you're so out of it that you don't even notice you're being a total waste of space until your friends start screaming at you like you just broke their phone.

I was like 'I need to think' and my friend was like 'You're not thinking, you're being a waste of space!' I was like 'I'm just being wise.'

I took 15 minutes to put on my shoes and my friend was like 'You're gonna be late for the whole run!' I was like 'I'm just being meticulous.'

I was just sitting there doing nothing and my friend was like 'You're being a total waste of time!' I was like 'I'm just being peaceful.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago