p-smashed
when you drink so much you think you’re a superhero and you try to save the world with just your shoelaces. It began in St. Louis when someone thought 'plastered' was a new kind of magic.
I p-smashed and I tried to fly using my shoelaces.
I p-smashed and I told my dog I was a wizard.
I p-smashed and I tried to fight my brother with my socks.