p-smashed

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when you drink so much you can’t tell your feet from your face and you blame everyone else for it. It began in St. Louis because someone said 'plastered' like it was a curse.

Dude, I’m p-smashed. I just tried to wear my pants as a hat.

I p-smashed so hard I talked to my fridge like it was my ex.

I p-smashed and now my socks are on my head.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

when you drink until you’re a drunk mess and you don’t care if you fall down or if your friend eats your sandwich. It came from a phone call that went from normal to total chaos.

I p-smashed and my brother ate my sandwich. I just laughed.

I p-smashed so much I tried to dance on a wall.

I p-smashed and my mom said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

when you drink so much you forget your name and your pants are on backwards. It started in St. Louis because someone thought 'smashed' meant they were gonna get arrested.

I p-smashed and I wore my pants inside out. My dog laughed at me.

I p-smashed and I tried to sing the national anthem to my dog.

I p-smashed and I thought my friend was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

when you drink until you’re a mess and you don’t care if you’re in the middle of the street or on your cousin’s couch. It came from a phone call that went from normal to total trash.

I p-smashed and I sat on my cousin’s couch like it was a throne.

I p-smashed and I tried to eat a whole pizza with my hands.

I p-smashed and I told my teacher I was the president.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

when you drink so much you think you’re a superhero and you try to save the world with just your shoelaces. It began in St. Louis when someone thought 'plastered' was a new kind of magic.

I p-smashed and I tried to fly using my shoelaces.

I p-smashed and I told my dog I was a wizard.

I p-smashed and I tried to fight my brother with my socks.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

when you drink until you’re a total mess and you don’t care if your friend eats your sandwich or if you’re on the floor. It came from a phone call that went from normal to total nonsense.

I p-smashed and I told my friend I was a king.

I p-smashed and I tried to balance on my feet like a flamingo.

I p-smashed and I cried in a cereal box.

by Slangipedia 2h ago