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You’re too lazy to move and you just let it flow. Then you notice the seat is covered and you try to fix your mistake.

I peed on the seat and I just let it be. Then I lifted the seat up like it was a big deal.

I was too tired to think, so I peed on the seat and then I lifted it like I was saving the world.

I peed on the seat and thought I was smart, but then I had to lift it up like a failure.