P Slide

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You’re too drunk to think and you just let it go right there. You realize you peed on the seat and you lift it up like a fool.

I tried to pee on the seat and it came out like a fountain. Classic P Slide.

I was too wasted to care, now I’m stuck with a seat full of my own pee.

I peed on the seat like it was my enemy. Then I lifted it up like it was my friend.

You’re too lazy to move and you just let it flow. Then you notice the seat is covered and you try to fix your mistake.

I peed on the seat and I just let it be. Then I lifted the seat up like it was a big deal.

I was too tired to think, so I peed on the seat and then I lifted it like I was saving the world.

I peed on the seat and thought I was smart, but then I had to lift it up like a failure.

You’re too full of pride to move and you just let it out. You see your mistake and you lift the seat up like a madman.

I peed on the seat like I was king. Then I lifted it up like I was fighting a war.

I peed on the seat and thought I was cool. Then I lifted the seat like it was my last chance.

I peed on the seat and didn’t care. Then I lifted the seat like I was saving my dignity.