P Slide - You’re too drunk to think and you just let it go right there

You’re too drunk to think and you just let it go right there. You realize you peed on the seat and you lift it up like a fool.

I tried to pee on the seat and it came out like a fountain. Classic P Slide.

I was too wasted to care, now I’m stuck with a seat full of my own pee.

I peed on the seat like it was my enemy. Then I lifted it up like it was my friend.