My dad said P-Ronee! was 'the loud brother of the cheese family.' I said, 'It’s not loud, it’s just pepperoni.'

My teacher called it P-Ronee! and I said, 'That’s not even a real name.'

I told my dog P-Ronee! was 'the annoying cousin of the toppings,' and he barked at me like I was a traitor.