P-Ronee!

My mom called it P-Ronee! and I threw my pizza in the trash.

My teacher said P-Ronee! was a 'delightful topping' and I laughed so hard I wet my pants.

I asked for P-Ronee! and got a side of shame with my pizza.

My dad said the P-Ronee! was 'roaring in the kingdom of cheese.' I said, 'Dad, it's just pepperoni.'

My friend called P-Ronee! 'the king of the toppings,' and I told him to shut up and eat his pizza.

I told my dog P-Ronee! was a 'cheese tyrant,' and he barked at me like I was a traitor.

My brother called it P-Ronee! and I called him a 'pizza traitor.'

My friend said P-Ronee! was 'the greasy enemy of cheese.' I said, 'You're just jealous it's better than your pizza.'

My mom called P-Ronee! 'the fatty of the toppings' and I said, 'That’s not even a real title.'

My teacher said, 'Today we're learning about P-Ronee!' and I fell asleep in class.

My friend said P-Ronee! was 'the star of the pizza show,' and I said, 'I'm the star, you're just the sidekick.'

I told my dog P-Ronee! was a 'pizza celebrity' and he rolled over and ignored me.

My friend called it P-Ronee! and I said, 'That’s not even a real word.'

My mom said P-Ronee! was 'the cool cousin of pepperoni.' I said, 'It’s not cool, it’s just pepperoni.'

I asked for P-Ronee! and got a side of embarrassment with my pizza.

My dad said P-Ronee! was 'the loud brother of the cheese family.' I said, 'It’s not loud, it’s just pepperoni.'

My teacher called it P-Ronee! and I said, 'That’s not even a real name.'

I told my dog P-Ronee! was 'the annoying cousin of the toppings,' and he barked at me like I was a traitor.