p-Phone
The reason you’re always late. It buzzes, it rings, it yells. You can’t help but answer it like it’s your ex.
MY P-PHONE WAS BEATING ME UP WITH NOTIFICATIONS AND I HAD TO ANSWER
I WAS IN THE BATH AND MY P-PHONE STARTED YELLING AT ME
MY P-PHONE KNEW I WAS SLEEPING AND RANG ME AT 2 AM