p-pad
A p-pad is like a tiny seat on the back of a motorcycle, just big enough for a woman to sit on and make her crotch feel like it's been run over by a pickup truck. It's basically a portable ass-beater.
I tried riding with my girlfriend on the p-pad. She screamed like she was being tortured.
My cousin's p-pad is so tiny, her legs are hanging off the back of the bike like a spider's legs.
The p-pad on my bike is so uncomfortable, I think it's trying to murder my passenger.