p-pad

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A p-pad is like a tiny seat on the back of a motorcycle, just big enough for a woman to sit on and make her crotch feel like it's been run over by a pickup truck. It's basically a portable ass-beater.
I tried riding with my girlfriend on the p-pad. She screamed like she was being tortured.
My cousin's p-pad is so tiny, her legs are hanging off the back of the bike like a spider's legs.
The p-pad on my bike is so uncomfortable, I think it's trying to murder my passenger.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A p-pad is the worst seat ever made for a woman who wants to ride a motorcycle. It’s barely there, and it’s like sitting on a hot iron plate for hours.
My girlfriend tried the p-pad, and she looked like she had been kicked by a horse.
The p-pad is so tiny, I think it’s a joke made by a guy who hates women.
She sat on the p-pad for ten minutes and started crying like she was going to die.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A p-pad is a little piece of plastic on the back of a bike. It’s like telling a woman to sit on a plate. It doesn’t care if her crotch is in agony.
She sat on the p-pad and said, 'I will never ride with you again.'
My p-pad is so small, my girlfriend’s hips are sticking out like they’re trying to escape.
He put her on the p-pad and she looked like she had been buried alive.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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