P Monkey - A P Monkey is the little thing that bugs you until you're to

A P Monkey is the little thing that bugs you until you're too drunk to think straight. You start giving people warnings and yelling at the moon.

My friend said 'yo' instead of 'hello'. I'm now giving a fatwah and telling the moon to stop shining.

I spilled my drink on my shirt. I'm now screaming at my shirt and the universe.

My Wi-Fi went out. I'm now throwing my phone and telling the internet to come back.