P Monkey

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A P Monkey is whatever tiny annoyance makes you yell at the universe while drunk. It turns you into a raving lunatic who throws things and insults gods.

I drank three beers and my neighbor's dog barked at me. Now I'm screaming at the sky.

My pizza arrived late. I'm now giving fatwahs to the delivery guy and the Pope.

I got a 'You've been logged out' message. I'm now ranting about the internet to my cat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P Monkey is that thing that bugs you so bad you go from grumpy to full-blown chaos when you're wasted. You start screaming at everything.

I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I'm yelling at the toilet and my phone.

My coffee was cold. I threw my cup at the wall and cursed my barista.

The traffic jam made me late. Now I'm telling the cars to shut up and die.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P Monkey is the little thing that bugs you until you're too drunk to think straight. You start giving people warnings and yelling at the moon.

My friend said 'yo' instead of 'hello'. I'm now giving a fatwah and telling the moon to stop shining.

I spilled my drink on my shirt. I'm now screaming at my shirt and the universe.

My Wi-Fi went out. I'm now throwing my phone and telling the internet to come back.

by Slangipedia 6d ago