P-MAFIA
P-Mafia is a team of two girls. One has red hair. The other dyed her hair brown because she ran out of money and ran out of ideas.
My P-Mafia friend said, ‘You’re not in our group because you’re too ugly to be cool.’ I said, ‘You’re not cool, you’re just delusional.’
I tried to join P-Mafia. They said, ‘We only take people who can handle our drama and our hair choices.’
The P-Mafia girl with brown hair got in a fight with a guy because he said her hair looked like a dead raccoon.