P-MAFIA

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P-Mafia is a squad of two girls. One has red hair like a flamingo got angry. The other dyes her blonde hair brown, probably because she’s too cheap to buy proper hair dye.
My cousin’s in P-Mafia. She dyed her hair brown with ketchup. It looked like a raccoon got hit by a car.
I asked my friend why she’s in P-Mafia. She said, ‘Because we’re the only ones who can tolerate each other’s stupidity.’
The P-Mafia girl with red hair called me a ‘blonde failure’ because I spilled coffee on my shirt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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P-Mafia is a duo of girls so cool, they make the moon jealous. One has red hair. The other thinks brown hair is the height of fashion, even though it’s just dyed blonde.
My P-Mafia friend told me, ‘You’re not cool enough to hang out with us.’ I replied, ‘I’m cool enough to not care.’
I saw the P-Mafia girl with brown hair at the store. She had a coupon for hair dye and a coupon for chips. She’s that broke.
The P-Mafia girls walked into class. The whole school shut up. It was that cool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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P-Mafia is a team of two girls. One has red hair. The other dyed her hair brown because she ran out of money and ran out of ideas.
My P-Mafia friend said, ‘You’re not in our group because you’re too ugly to be cool.’ I said, ‘You’re not cool, you’re just delusional.’
I tried to join P-Mafia. They said, ‘We only take people who can handle our drama and our hair choices.’
The P-Mafia girl with brown hair got in a fight with a guy because he said her hair looked like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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