P-MAFIA
P-Mafia is a duo of girls so cool, they make the moon jealous. One has red hair. The other thinks brown hair is the height of fashion, even though it’s just dyed blonde.
My P-Mafia friend told me, ‘You’re not cool enough to hang out with us.’ I replied, ‘I’m cool enough to not care.’
I saw the P-Mafia girl with brown hair at the store. She had a coupon for hair dye and a coupon for chips. She’s that broke.
The P-Mafia girls walked into class. The whole school shut up. It was that cool.