P Lover
Someone who would rather kiss a toilet seat than not touch a woman's cunt.
I saw him licking a toilet seat and I knew he was a P Lover.
She said, 'You're a P Lover, aren't you?' I said, 'I am, and I'm proud.'
He texted me, 'I need a snatch today.' I said, 'You’re coming to my house.'
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