P Lover

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A guy who thinks a woman's snatch is the best thing since sliced bread and would eat it if it was a sandwich.

Bro, I’d date my aunt just for her snatch.

He asked me if I had a snatch or just a wish.

I told my friend I’d rather be a P Lover than a math teacher.

Someone who would rather kiss a toilet seat than not touch a woman's cunt.

I saw him licking a toilet seat and I knew he was a P Lover.

She said, 'You're a P Lover, aren't you?' I said, 'I am, and I'm proud.'

He texted me, 'I need a snatch today.' I said, 'You’re coming to my house.'

A person who would trade their soul for a good sniff of a woman’s snatch.

He promised me a million dollars if I let him sniff my snatch.

At the bar, he asked for a sniff of my snatch and then a beer.

I told my mom I was a P Lover and she said, 'I knew you'd end up like that.'