P-jizzlin'
When you're so lazy you'd rather die in your pajamas than move an inch.
I slept through my mom's screaming and my dog's death. P-jizzlin' is my lifestyle.
I got a text saying 'fire' and I just went 'meh' and stayed in my pajamas.
I didn't even brush my teeth. I just looked at my reflection and said, 'You're fine.'
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