P. Griff
A person who screams like a baby when something might make their paper stack look like a disaster.
"I’m gonna cry over papers!", P. Griff after I told him the printer was out.
"This is the worst day of my life because of the papers.", P. Griff when he realized he had to do 10 more problems.
"You just made me lose my paper mind.", P. Griff when I said I was done with the assignment.