P. Griff

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A person who loses their mind when someone mentions a problem that might mess up their perfect paper pile.

"You just ruined my entire week!", P. Griff after I said the printer was out.

"I’m not even done with my coffee and you already messed up my papers!", P. Griff at 8:03 a. m.

"You’re gonna get a paper cut just for looking at me right now.", P. Griff when I asked about the assignment due tomorrow.

A human who turns into a paper monster when they hear something might mess up their perfect paper order.

"You just woke the paper beast inside me.", P. Griff after I said the printer was broken.

"I will fight you for the last paper.", P. Griff when I took one from his stack.

"If you say one more thing about the paper, I’m gonna rip it in half.", P. Griff at 9 a. m.

A person who screams like a baby when something might make their paper stack look like a disaster.

"I’m gonna cry over papers!", P. Griff after I told him the printer was out.

"This is the worst day of my life because of the papers.", P. Griff when he realized he had to do 10 more problems.

"You just made me lose my paper mind.", P. Griff when I said I was done with the assignment.