P. Griff
A human who turns into a paper monster when they hear something might mess up their perfect paper order.
"You just woke the paper beast inside me.", P. Griff after I said the printer was broken.
"I will fight you for the last paper.", P. Griff when I took one from his stack.
"If you say one more thing about the paper, I’m gonna rip it in half.", P. Griff at 9 a. m.