P-Gage - A overpriced, glitchy toy that’s not worth the money and alw

A overpriced, glitchy toy that’s not worth the money and always breaks when you need it most.

I spent my allowance on a P-Gage, and it crashed during my favorite game. #Worthless

My P-Gage looked cool, but it broke the second I turned it on. #P-GageDisaster

My P-Gage had more bugs than my math homework. I hate it.