P-Gage

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A piece of junk that costs a fortune and dies before you even get to the second level of a game.
My P-Gage died during a boss fight. I had to use my phone as a controller. #PSPfail
I paid $300 for a toy that can't even last a day. #P-GageIsDumb
I tried to play Mario Kart and my P-Gage crashed. I looked like a fool.
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A fancy toy that’s more trouble than it’s worth, and it’s always running out of juice.
My P-Gage ran out of battery during my favorite game. I had to charge it like a phone. #P-GageRage
I tried to play a game and my P-Gage just quit on me. It was like it had a death wish.
My P-Gage had more features than my mom. And it still died on me.
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A overpriced, glitchy toy that’s not worth the money and always breaks when you need it most.
I spent my allowance on a P-Gage, and it crashed during my favorite game. #Worthless
My P-Gage looked cool, but it broke the second I turned it on. #P-GageDisaster
My P-Gage had more bugs than my math homework. I hate it.
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