P-Gage
A fancy toy that’s more trouble than it’s worth, and it’s always running out of juice.
My P-Gage ran out of battery during my favorite game. I had to charge it like a phone. #P-GageRage
I tried to play a game and my P-Gage just quit on me. It was like it had a death wish.
My P-Gage had more features than my mom. And it still died on me.