P Fry
a man with eyes so big they look like they’re about to pop out of his head. he’s got a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus and he’s wired on meth.
P Fry showed up at my door at 2 a. m. He was wearing a sock on his head and said he was hunting ghosts.
He tried to fight a cop. The cop just laughed and gave him a ticket for being too weird.
He went to the grocery store and bought 10 gallons of soda. He said he needed it to stay high.