P Fry

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the dude with eyes like blow-up toys and a face that looks like it got hit by a truck and a firework at the same time. he’s high on meth and low on sanity.

I saw P Fry at the gas station. He was yelling at the vending machine like it owed him money.

He walked into the bar and the whole place stopped. It was like the devil showed up for a drink.

P Fry tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He ended up crying and threw the crust at a kid.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a man with eyes so big they look like they’re about to pop out of his head. he’s got a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus and he’s wired on meth.

P Fry showed up at my door at 2 a. m. He was wearing a sock on his head and said he was hunting ghosts.

He tried to fight a cop. The cop just laughed and gave him a ticket for being too weird.

He went to the grocery store and bought 10 gallons of soda. He said he needed it to stay high.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a guy who looks like he was run over by a truck and then hit with a brick. his eyes are huge, like he’s been up for days, and he’s totally wasted on meth.

P Fry came to my party and tried to dance with a wall. The wall didn’t move. He cried.

He tried to talk to the mailman. The mailman ran away. P Fry chased him for a block.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He got a face full of frosting and started screaming.

by Slangipedia 6d ago