P Fry
a guy who looks like he was run over by a truck and then hit with a brick. his eyes are huge, like he’s been up for days, and he’s totally wasted on meth.
P Fry came to my party and tried to dance with a wall. The wall didn’t move. He cried.
He tried to talk to the mailman. The mailman ran away. P Fry chased him for a block.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He got a face full of frosting and started screaming.