P Fonk
P Fonk is the dumb nickname for a guy who came from Perry, Florida, and now he acts like he’s the king of the world. He went to Famu and now he’s stuck with this stupid name forever. Everyone hates it.
I’m not P Fonk. I’m just from Perry, Florida.
He’s so P Fonk he thinks he’s got a degree from Harvard.
If you call me P Fonk one more time, I swear I’ll punch you.