P Fonk

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A stupid nickname for the tiny, dusty town of Perry, Florida, where everyone’s related and the only thing they do is complain about the heat. Some guy from there went to Famu and started bragging about it like it was the best thing ever, so now everyone calls him P Fonk like he’s some kind of god.
Man, I’m gonna drop a P Fonk on you like it’s 2012.
You think you’re cool? I’m from P Fonk, baby.
That guy’s got more P Fonk in him than a chicken nugget factory.
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P Fonk is the nickname for a guy who thinks Perry, Florida is the center of the universe. He went to Famu and now he walks around like he just won the lottery. People are tired of his dumbass nickname.
You’re not from P Fonk? I feel sorry for you.
He’s so P Fonk he thinks he’s the mayor of the whole state.
If you don’t know what P Fonk is, you’re probably from somewhere else.
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P Fonk is the dumb nickname for a guy who came from Perry, Florida, and now he acts like he’s the king of the world. He went to Famu and now he’s stuck with this stupid name forever. Everyone hates it.
I’m not P Fonk. I’m just from Perry, Florida.
He’s so P Fonk he thinks he’s got a degree from Harvard.
If you call me P Fonk one more time, I swear I’ll punch you.
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