P-Factor
A measure of how many hot women are in one spot at the same time. It’s like a hot girl parade and you’re the one who didn’t bring a flag.
The P-Factor at the beach was crazy. I was trying to tan, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be on a billboard and I still got sunburned.
The P-Factor at the airport was so high, I almost missed my flight because I was too busy looking at a girl who looked like she could be a flight attendant and I still made it.
The P-Factor at the mall was insane. I was trying to shop, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be a fashion model and I still bought a shirt.