P-Factor

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The amount of hot girls in one place at one time. Like a hot girl buffet and you’re the hungry guy who didn’t bring a plate.
The P-Factor at the mall on Friday was through the roof. I saw three girls who made my heart skip a beat and my brain go blank.
The P-Factor at the bar was so high, I forgot my own name and my ex’s face.
The P-Factor at the coffee shop was insane. I had to leave because I was too busy staring at a girl who looked like she could beat my mom in a beauty contest.
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How many good-looking women are crammed into one spot at the same time. It’s like a group of hot girls throwing a party and you’re the one who showed up without a drink.
The P-Factor at the concert was through the roof. I was trying to listen to the band, but all I could think about was the girl in the front row who looked like she could be a model.
The P-Factor at the gym was so high, I almost forgot to lift weights and just stared at a girl who looked like she could beat my dad in a pull-up contest.
The P-Factor at the park was crazy. I was on a bench, eating a sandwich, and a girl walked by who looked like she could be in a commercial and I still ate the whole sandwich.
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The number of attractive women in one place at the same time. It’s like a hot girl explosion and you’re the one who didn’t bring a fire extinguisher.
The P-Factor at the party was insane. I was trying to have a conversation, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be on a dating app and I was the guy who had 200 matches but still couldn’t pick one.
The P-Factor at the restaurant was so high, I almost forgot to eat my steak and just stared at a girl who looked like she could be my future wife.
The P-Factor at the movie theater was wild. I was trying to watch the movie, but all I could see was a girl who looked like she could be in a commercial and I still laughed at the movie.
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A measure of how many hot women are in one spot at the same time. It’s like a hot girl parade and you’re the one who didn’t bring a flag.
The P-Factor at the beach was crazy. I was trying to tan, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be on a billboard and I still got sunburned.
The P-Factor at the airport was so high, I almost missed my flight because I was too busy looking at a girl who looked like she could be a flight attendant and I still made it.
The P-Factor at the mall was insane. I was trying to shop, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be a fashion model and I still bought a shirt.
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How many hot women are in the same place at the same time. It’s like a hot girl fight and you’re the one who didn’t bring a weapon.
The P-Factor at the bar was wild. I was trying to drink my beer, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be my next girlfriend and I still drank the whole thing.
The P-Factor at the club was so high, I almost forgot to dance and just stared at a girl who looked like she could be my future wife and I still danced like no one was watching.
The P-Factor at the concert was insane. I was trying to listen to the music, but all I could do was stare at a girl who looked like she could be on a dating app and I still had fun.
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