P Dub Staxx
A meaty mess who thinks he’s a king because he eats bologna like it’s royalty and fluff balls like they owe him money.
He waved a bologna sandwich like it was a scepter and called a fluff ball his queen.
He told the fluff ball she had to wear a crown made of bologna slices.
He said he was going to build a bologna throne for his fluff ball wife.