P Dub Staxx

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A lumpy sack of laziness who thinks 10 slices of bologna is a full meal and calls every woman he sees a fluff ball.

"I don’t need a gym, I just need a bologna sandwich and a fluff ball to hold me down."

He showed up to the party with a bologna sandwich and a fluff ball, and no one asked him to leave.

He tried to propose to a fluff ball with a bologna sandwich on a plate.

A meaty mess who thinks he’s a king because he eats bologna like it’s royalty and fluff balls like they owe him money.

He waved a bologna sandwich like it was a scepter and called a fluff ball his queen.

He told the fluff ball she had to wear a crown made of bologna slices.

He said he was going to build a bologna throne for his fluff ball wife.

A walking bologna disaster who thinks fluff balls are the only thing worth living for and has no idea what a real sandwich is.

He tried to eat a bologna sandwich with his hands and spilled ketchup on a fluff ball.

He asked a fluff ball if she wanted to marry him and then offered her a bologna sandwich as a dowry.

He ate 10 bologna slices in one go and then cried because a fluff ball didn’t love him back.