P Double L
P Double L is when someone says something so weird it makes you want to punch them and laugh at the same time.
My friend said he was going to be a ninja. Now he’s wearing socks as gloves and hiding in the closet. P Double L!
My dad said he was going to fix the TV. Now the TV is broken and he’s arguing with the remote. P Double L!
My teacher asked me what my dream job was. I said 'I want to be a pizza.' She said that’s not a job. P Double L!