P Double L

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P Double L is when someone talks like they’re the president and you have no clue what they’re saying. You just stare at them like they’re a weird alien.
Bro, I said I was gonna bring pizza. You said you were gonna bring *literally* pizza. What the hell is that? P Double L!
My mom said she was going to the store. Now I’m stuck with a bag of chips and a coupon for a discount I don’t even need. P Double L!
My teacher explained math like it was a secret language. I just sat there going 'What?' P Double L.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P Double L is when someone says something so dumb you can’t help but laugh at them like they’re a silly kid.
My friend said he was going to be a superhero. Now he’s wearing a cape and a helmet that looks like a dinner plate. P Double L!
My dad said he was going to fix the sink. Now the sink is broken and he’s got a beard full of dirt. P Double L!
My teacher asked me what I did over the weekend. I said I watched cartoons. She said that’s not a real job. P Double L!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P Double L is when someone talks like they’re the smartest person in the room, but you’re the only one who gets it. You laugh because you’re the only sane one.
My brother said he was going to be a scientist. Now he’s using a magnifying glass to look at a single piece of lint. P Double L!
My mom said she was going to cook dinner. Now she’s burning the toast and arguing with the microwave. P Double L!
My teacher asked me a question I didn’t understand. I said, 'What?' and laughed because I was the only one who got it. P Double L!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P Double L is when someone says something so weird it makes you want to punch them and laugh at the same time.
My friend said he was going to be a ninja. Now he’s wearing socks as gloves and hiding in the closet. P Double L!
My dad said he was going to fix the TV. Now the TV is broken and he’s arguing with the remote. P Double L!
My teacher asked me what my dream job was. I said 'I want to be a pizza.' She said that’s not a job. P Double L!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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P Double L is when you hear something so stupid you can’t help but laugh at the person and feel bad for them at the same time.
My friend said he was going to be a rockstar. Now he’s singing in the shower and wearing a hat made of socks. P Double L!
My mom said she was going to bake a cake. Now she’s got a cake made of cookies and a frosting that looks like mud. P Double L!
My teacher asked me to explain a math problem. I said, 'I have no idea.' She said, 'That’s fine.' I said, 'Wait, really?' P Double L!
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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