P-DEW - The most useless man you’ve ever seen. Like a man who’s been

The most useless man you’ve ever seen. Like a man who’s been given a job and then forgot how to breathe.

He got P-DEW'd so bad he started questioning why he was alive.

She said P-DEW to my brother and now he’s just a sad, confused man.

I called my friend P-DEW and now he’s a ghost.