Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so weak he could be used as a tampon. You only say it when you’re absolutely sure they’re the weakest man you’ve ever seen.

Bro, you got P-DEW'd in the gym. You couldn’t lift a single dumbbell.

He cried when I called him P-DEW. Classic.

That guy got P-DEW'd so bad he started sniffing the floor.

2

The worst kind of man. Like a man who’s been run over by a truck and then given a bad haircut.

I called my dad P-DEW and he actually left the room.

My friend got P-DEW'd so hard he started questioning his life choices.

She said P-DEW to my brother and he just sat there like a sad potato.

3

A man so soft, he could be used as a pillow. You only say it when you’re done being nice.

He got P-DEW'd so bad he started crying in the middle of a fight.

My coworker got P-DEW'd and now he’s just a sad man who stares at the ceiling.

I called my crush P-DEW and now he’s my ex.

4

The most useless man you’ve ever seen. Like a man who’s been given a job and then forgot how to breathe.

He got P-DEW'd so bad he started questioning why he was alive.

She said P-DEW to my brother and now he’s just a sad, confused man.

I called my friend P-DEW and now he’s a ghost.

5

A man so weak he could be used as a tissue. You only say it when you're ready to commit a crime against humanity.

I called my mom P-DEW and now she’s mad at me.

He got P-DEW'd and now he's just a sad man who cries in the shower.

My crush got P-DEW'd and now he's my ex and my enemy.

6

The most pathetic man you’ve ever seen. Like a man who’s been thrown out of a car and then given a bad haircut.

He got P-DEW'd so bad he started living in a trash can.

My brother got P-DEW'd and now he's just a sad man who stares at the ceiling.

I called my crush P-DEW and now he's my ex and my worst enemy.