P-Day - P-Day is a pimp’s birthday. That’s the only reason anyone ca

P-Day is a pimp’s birthday. That’s the only reason anyone cares about it. It’s when pimps get to be fancy and everyone else gets jealous.

'My uncle’s P-Day was the day he got a new car and everyone else was jealous.'

'P-Day is when pimps get to be fancy and everyone else gets ignored.'

'On P-Day, the pimps are the kings and everyone else is just a background character.'