P-Day

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P-Day is when missionaries try to look fancy but end up looking like they just crawled out of a trash can. They’re supposed to clean, shop, and write letters, but they usually just party all day and forget about their ties.

'I tried to do laundry on P-Day, but I ended up doing shots instead.'

'My missionary friend wore a sock on his head on P-Day. It was glorious.'

'P-Day is when you start the day at 6:30 AM and end it at 2 AM with a pizza and a curse.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A P-Day person is someone who plays like a kid on a sugar rush, but only with the best friends. They’ll play all day, but if you’re not cool, you’re out.

'My cousin is a P-Day person. He plays with his friends every day, but if you’re not invited, you get ignored.'

'She’s a P-Day person. She plays like a kid, but only with her best friends.'

'He plays like a maniac on P-Day, but only if you’re cool enough to be his friend.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Day is when the whole world goes gay for one day. Companies stop working, schools stop teaching, and everyone gets distracted by rainbows and glitter. It’s like heaven for people who love being distracted.

'My office turned pink and purple on P-Day. I got distracted and forgot my work.'

'My teacher stopped teaching and started talking about gay people. It was P-Day.'

'On P-Day, my school turned into a gay parade. It was amazing.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Day is the day a girl turns 18 and can finally do whatever she wants with any adult. It’s like freedom day for girls who just want to have fun and not get in trouble.

'My sister’s P-Day was the best day ever. She got to flirt with adults and no one stopped her.'

'P-Day is the day a girl gets to be wild and no one says anything.'

'My friend’s P-Day was the day she turned 18 and got to be cool with adults.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Day is the worst day of bootcamp. You’re tired, confused, and you think your life is over. You learn that falling asleep standing up is real, and you get stared down by a knife hand that could kill you.

'On P-Day, I thought I was going to die from the knife hand.'

'My P-Day was when I realized I could fall asleep standing up and still get yelled at.'

'They showed me the knife hand on P-Day, and I was scared for my life.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Day is a pimp’s birthday. That’s the only reason anyone cares about it. It’s when pimps get to be fancy and everyone else gets jealous.

'My uncle’s P-Day was the day he got a new car and everyone else was jealous.'

'P-Day is when pimps get to be fancy and everyone else gets ignored.'

'On P-Day, the pimps are the kings and everyone else is just a background character.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P-Day is the Friday before Thanksgiving, when the office turns into a Christmas party early. People eat pancakes, pizza, and pie, and play Christmas music before it’s even December.

'On P-Day, my office turned into a Christmas party before Thanksgiving even happened.'

'P-Day is when people eat pancakes and pizza and get distracted by Christmas music.'

'We decorated the office for Christmas on P-Day, and no one complained.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago