P Crappy - You wake up and your life is a joke, you're not rich, and yo

You wake up and your life is a joke, you're not rich, and your head is literally bleeding from the hangover.

I P Crappy'd so bad I texted my brother: 'I think I just turned into a zombie.'

I tried to take a shower and my hair fell out.

I went to work and my boss gave me a warning.